Everything counts this time around....

Hairy Kerry [Scroll down]

So much for Sen. John Kerry's hair. Seventy-six percent of respondents to a Grooming Lounge (where political-party heads as well as celebrities such as Bruce Willis and Elliot Gould get coiffed while in Washington) poll say President Bush has better hair than his rival. And don't think hair isn't important in this era of television campaigns, when elections can come down to whoever looks the part. Bushier-browed candidates, for example, have lost the popular vote in the past four presidential elections. And 92 percent of those surveyed think Mr. Kerry has the most pronounced "eyebrows of mass destruction" of the two candidates. "In order to prevent history from
repeating itself, we believe Kerry needs to have his eyebrows groomed," says Mike Gilman, co-founder of Grooming Lounge.

What possibly else can be said about this?