Pfizer Stock Down 2% on Viagra Side Effect Reports.....

The shares of Pfizer have declined in New York on Friday after a report by the FDA potentially linking the drug, Viagra to 23 cases of blindness since 1998.

It was also widely believed that masturbation causes blindness as-well-as hairy palms and insanity.

Masturbation was also associated with many physical symptoms; psychiatrist Benjamin Rush called it "self-pollution," claiming that it caused headaches, epilepsy, nosebleeds, memory loss, heart murmurs, blindness, and even psychosis.

A history of masturbation here, but I digress. Also, Mia had the good taste last week to point out the positive aspects of manual pleasure, I digress again.

We all know that this will result in litigation and how interesting is that going to be! In sworn court testimony, gramps will have to divulge all...."Ethyl and me were doing it all week-end and then I just went blind."

The attorneys should check the men for hairy palms too while they are at it. Maybe they were manually liberating themselves instead.