How To Drive A Liberal Democrat Absolutely Nuts...

I have tried this several times and its lots of fun. Remember, you have to do this with a straight face and serious tone. And the script rarely deviates from the one below.

1. Engage a Liberal Democrat in a discussion on some of Bush Admin. policies.
2. Get the tempo and the loudness up so that other people over hear.
3. Cave in to some argument point with the LD so that he thinks that he has won.
4. Shrug your shoulders and say that "no one is perfect."
5. This will irritate the LD to no end.
6. Then say that you don't like Bill Clinton.
7. Get a reaction like... WWWHHHAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
8. Draw out all the great stupendous things that Bill Clinton has done from the LD.
9. This will invariably include:
....Ending welfare as we know it.
....The wild economy and the roaring 1990's.
....The balanced budget.
10. Say to the Clinton supporter, "Is that all?"
11. There is very little else that a Clinton supporter can offer as achievements.
12. Say, "See I told you." The LD's face will be red with rage at this point.

This is indescribably fun to do.