More Meat To Chew On For Conspiracy Prone American Democrats...

Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World [me and my friends from our lair in Wanchai]

Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA [it could have been, we had a black and white TV in 1969]

September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government [This is favorite one for my friends when I lived in Africa, but I just cannot fathom the motivation to something like this? The answer??? To get people's minds off of thinking about how weak the economy is- remember there was no benefit here for Halliburton since there is no oil in Afghanistan--aha--but there was a pipeline to be built over Afghani soils and the US was angry that they weren't going to get the multi-billion dollar contract...people in my office were actually seriously arguing with me on this]

Barcodes are really intended to control people [When I walk into Park-and-Shop, Li Ka-Shing gets me to buy all kinds of foods and other stuff that I just don't need... like I purchased 12 packages of tampons just last week!]

Charlemagne never existed, is a fictional character [really, who cares-- but this just cannot be true, Steely Dan sung a song called Kid Charlemagne, so Charlemagne had to be real]

The Truth is out there, on Area 51 [LSD must have a role in this too]

Microsoft sends messages on Wingdings Font [Bill Gates wants to be one of those crazy billionaires that James Bond has to stop from destroying the earth like Drax in Moonraker--and with all the computing power at Microsoft's disposal, the next operating system release will probably be a Manchurian Candidate code- at least a Zoolander code]

U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami [Yea, why not? Just wreak havoc for havoc's sake--not having enough fun in Iraq and Afghanistan, I suppose--Israel is also blamed for this one]

The Nazis had a Moon Base [and Hitler still lives there. He didn't die April 30th, 1945--but if it really did exist, they would have found it in 2001: A Space Odessey]

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent [and McDonalds makes white folks impotent]