I Have Decided To Worship The Sun.....

Oh sun, how bright you are to me and how you show me the way during my days. Without you, I would never be able to survive.

So, I will kill anyone that uses the sun in a cartoon, maybe even behead them. I will burn down any embassy of any country whose newspapers dare to depict the sun in their pages. Any depiction of the sun, or use of light, even shadows will offend me so I have the right to run rampant like a fool.