10 Steps to Being a Perfect Liberal......
1. If you are a male: find your manhood and remove them.
2. If you are a female: find your ovaries and remove them.
3. Put your complete trust in the government.
4. Speak of change. When the time comes do nothing.
5. Realize that the constitution is just some guide lines that aren’t necessarily rules.
6. Believe in the chosen ones mentor and spiritual leader for 20 years. “The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing ‘God Bless America.’ No, no, no, God damn America, that’s in the Bible for killing innocent people, God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.”
7. Demean our soldiers, prop up our enemies and speak against their mission.
8. Steal from the rich and give to the poor. Wear tights if you must.
9. It’s not the size of the government that counts but the amount of money you poor into it.
10. Finally, quite your job, beg for government financial support, don’t bathe, wear tie dye t-shirts, smoke marijuana, hate George Bush, Hate America, Love Cuba, worship Hollywood and get angry about satirical articles because you’re so sensitive.
I hate Liberals and despise all Democrats. In fact, I hate them completely and totally. I think that Democrats and their socialist philosophy is now coming home to roost in the US. Governments cannot regulate markets. Governments cannot support markets. They are incapable of understanding markets since there are few people within these markets that have such a complete understanding. Markets are thousands of people making decisions without central planning. Impossible to regulate, impact nor control.
Democrats are the party of race based politics and class warfare. Violence against conservatives is acceptable in most Liberal circles and this is ever so typical in my former hometown of New York.
If the Devil was running against a Democrat then I would vote for the Devil.
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