Service?

As the Obamessiah organizes Americans to perform voluntary public service, that is intended to be mandatory, service and its meaning is something that is becoming somewhat confusing to me.... At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word....

"service."

"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations

Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.