Some quotes considering the French......

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
~~~Mark Twain~~~

"I would rather have a German division in front of me, than a French one behind me."
~~~General George S. Patton~~~

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
~~~General Norman Schwartzkopf~~~

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
~~~Marge Simpson~~~

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
~~~Jacques Chirac, President of France ~~~

"The only time France wants us to go to war, is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
~~~Regis Philbin~~~

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
~~~ John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona ~~~

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag.."
~~~David Letterman~~~

"Only thing worse than a Frenchman, is a Frenchman who lives in Canada ."
~~~Ted Nugent~~~

"War without France would be like .. World War II."
~~~Unknown~~~

"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq , then France ."
~~~Tom Brokaw~~~

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs ,than the Nazis?"
~~~Dennis Miller~~~

"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
~~~Alan Kent~~~

"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of hirsuit mistresses in the house."
~~~Argus Hamilton ~~~

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once."
~~~Rep. Roy Blunt, MO~~~

"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq ."
~~~Dennis Miller~~~

Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A. "Table for 100,000 m'sieur?"