How to Tell the Sex of a Fly.....
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies." he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked., "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
posted by glenzo @ 10/26/2010 03:27:00 PM
5 Comments:
This is a sexist post. I am offended. In the future, as man evolves, crude attempts at humour like this will be looked upon with derision and Neanderthals like you will go the way of all oboslete creatures.
Yes, and you leftist denizens of the political correctness world have already evolved into creates without any humor at all. Welcome to the future!!!
If this your paleolithic idea of humour you should go see a doctor, you need help. You mock the destruction of life and use sexists remarks to further make the killings even more obscene.
Thanks for the enlightened comments. Not too busy working today Joe? Hehehe
Yes, it's Joe Biden here. I guess my super duper Whitehouse encryption decoder ring didn't work.
Well, I've got to get back to vespers in the Oval Office and start working on that carbon tax bill.
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