Drug Rehab Clinic Spam.....

I got some spam today in my spam account offering a drug rehab clinic. I had a look to see what it was like. My old high school buddy, that spent several years in jail after getting busted for drugs, now works for a local hospital that deals with troubled youths and their drug problems. Its not a nice place at all since the area that grew up in is considered a fairly tough neighborhood.

But this one appears to be a "for profit" venture, more like a 5-star hotel than a drug clinic. The Beau Monde [French for beautiful world] offers "programs of distinction." One is the "transformational recovery treatment program" with deluxe amenities. Such as these...

Full professional spa and salon services on site at “le Spa Beau Monde” including specialized detox treatments, anti-aging and full medi-spa treatments featuring exclusive product lines:

Therapeutic salt water jacuzzi, state-of-the-art infrared sauna, Swiss shower, steam

Poolside and ocean view cabana massage

Exercise equipment with a personal trainer

Accommodations reflect serene, understated elegance

Pillow-top king and queen size beds (as well as feather beds) with exquisite down comforters and highest quality feather pillows (or down alternative if desired).

Luxurious fluffy robes and slippers as well as full spa attire provided

Gourmet dining featuring freshly prepared cuisine specific to your program requirements

Fresh fruit, flowers and special "welcome bag" upon arrival

Exclusive, L'Occitane bath products in your room

Full housekeeping, laundry and linen service

Beau Monde Program Concierge service to ensure the very best program experience

All this and more! Of course this rehab treatment center is found in California.