French Terror Alert...

This news is just in...

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

Now the French can get back to their vast forest of lemon farms. Just for the record Tom, Gr'eat has now correctly identified the Brio brand of lemons as being, as I expected, from Spain and not from France. So your whole French agriculture policy argument has gone down in flames. Oh well. Better luck next time!