Non PC questions And Answers.....

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a Chinese zoo and other zoos?
A Chinese zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".