Currency Exchange....

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. The line was short.

There was just one guy in front of me . . . an Asian fellow who was trying to exchange his yen for dollars and he was a little irritated. He asked the teller,

"Why it change??"

"Yestoday, I get two hun-ate dolla fo yen."

"Today I get hun-ate eighty."

"Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations?"

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people, too."