Fruit And Vegetables Driving Fanactic Muslims Into Sexual Frenzy...

Can't make this stuff up....

American commanders cite al-Qaida's severe brand of Islam, which is so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders, Col. David Sutherland said.

Losing control at a market stall would be kind of embarrassing, I suppose.