Glued To An Exercise Bicycle...

Hahah. Thieves in Jo-burgh South Africa, super-glued a robbery victim to an exercise bike while they ransacked his home....

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

When I lived in the Ivory Coast in West Africa, and the political/social framework was collapsing there through utter and complete stupidity, we were considering to what other locations that the organization could relocate to in sub-Saharan black Africa. The problem with South Africa, was that robbers generally shot their victims first, killing them without warning before robbing them. This was something that most employees were unwilling to endure. This guy was probably lucky.