Hillary Dies....

That is New Zealander Sir Edmund Hillary, famous for being the first person to scale the heights of Mount Everest and live to tell about it passed on.

The famous ascent in 1953 and Hillary's recent death leads to my descent now into Hillary bashing. That is Clinton not Sir Edmund. Hillary Clinton claimed that see was named after Sir Edmund....

For years, Hillary Clinton was going around claiming that she was named after the first person to reach the summit of Mt. Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary. This has been reported as "fact" as late as a week ago in the New York Times

Well, actually it was family legend since Hillary wasn't really named after Hillary since Hillary's 1947 arrival preceded Hillary's 1953 ascent by around 6 years. But lets not let facts get in the way of an all too important fantasy....

For more than a decade, Sen. Clinton's informal biography repeated the story, and it was recounted in former President Bill Clinton's 2004 autobiography, "My Life."

So the story has been oft repeated? Its OK, its just a simple lie....

What's the explanation? You can almost smell the apple pie cooling on the window sill of the asylum as Hillary's spokeswoman explains:

"It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add."

Good Lord, even her parents were liars. Nah, what's even more pathetic is that Hillary gets caught doing what she does best and then blames her parents for lying to her. She'll stop at nothing. If this explanation doesn't work it'll be the Pope's fault, then Bullwinkle, then the boogie man, then brother Hugh

Sorry Mama Rodham is a uncontrollable liar too. Like mother like daughter. Like husband, Bill too. Its actually so very very sad. Why are these people even close to being the first family of the United States instead of back in Arkansas selling used cars? Actually, I know whose fault it really is, its Barak Obama. Queen Hillary and the fantasy surrounding this Queen of Hearts, up is down, down is up. Depends upon what 'is' is. The vast right wing conspiracy. My Lord what are we doing with these people?