Left Vs. Right....

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again repeated what he'd said to the florist. The next morning when the barber went to open up there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later, a Republican came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber repeated to him what he'd said to the florist and the cop. The next morning when the barber went to open, there was a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as “How to Improve Your Business” and “Becoming More Successful.”

Then a Democrat came in for a haircut and when he went to pay his bill, the barber repeated to him what he'd told the florist, the cop and the Republican. The Democrat was very happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the Left and Right.