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Milton J. Madison - An American Refugee Now Living in China, Where Liberty is Ascending

Federalism, Free Markets and the Liberty To Let One's Mind Wander. I Am Very Worried About the Fate of Liberty in the USA, Where Government is Taking people's Lives ____________________________________________________________________________________________ "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Tolerance in the face of tyranny is no virtue." -Barry Goldwater-

Friday, February 06, 2009

Subject: TOP TEN RECESSION QUOTES

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building intact. It's called the stock market

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right, and on the right side nothing's left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it

7. Obama was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures

9. President Obama's response was to meet some small business owners in the White House last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.

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