Now I Get It...

Instead of making an expected political speech, denouncing Israel, the terrorist explained on "60 Minutes" in 2001 that the Islamic suicidal terrorists are motivated by their wish to go to the Islamic paradise, where each of them would deflower 70 houris - beautiful virgins whose virginity is renewable, that is, while a former suicidal terrorist deflowers, say, the seventh houri, the first becomes a virgin again, and thus the deflowering may go on eternally, since the former terrorist's ability to deflower a virgin will be as renewable as her virginity.

Kind of virginiac rebirth, so to speak. And do they forget all the experience that they gain after the first time so that they continuously perform in a virginitic manner? What do I do now? Where does it go? Do I move. I have to go pee now. Does all of this happen to the lucky suicide martyr owner of the 72 virgins? Does the suicide bomber get tired though, at one point, or is forced to continuously deflower the renewable virgins? Come on Sallem, you can't quit now.... you have only deflowered 237 virgins and you have an unlimited number more to go before you can rest. No sleep or rest? Can a suicide bomber use astro-glide lubricant? How about maybe a break after every 7 to 10 virgins I love this hocus-pocus Islamic stuff.