Post Birthday Comments From My Buddy In New York...

Easy getting old. Tough being old.

I’m not afraid of flying. I’m afraid of crashing.

Doctor gave a patient six months to live. He couldn’t pay the bill. Doctor gave him another six months.

For our anniversary my wife said she wanted to go someplace she hasn’t seen before. I told her to try the kitchen.

Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says he doesn’t serve mushrooms. Mushroom says “aw c’mon, I’m a fun-guy.”