I Wonder.......

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

In Hong Kong winter why is it uncomfortable inside at a temperature that during Summer everywhere inside is lowered to?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife (girlfriend) told you to do it?