Barocky Road ice cream....

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. So, most people think that it is 100% chocolate when in fact, it is not. The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you whether they want it or not.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no "change", holding an empty cone, with no "hope" of getting any Ice Cream.

Its all so stimulating, isn't it?