Just Another Madman....

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Friday he has documentary evidence that the United States plans to invade his country.

Chavez, interviewed on ABC's "Nightline," said the plan is called "Balboa" and involves aircraft carriers and planes. A transcript of the interview was made available by "Nightline."

Holy hot tamale, Batman. Maybe Pat Robertson and Chavez have something in common, after all.... a need for lithium.