Democrats Abroad....

I just got this notice from the consulate. I have a couple of problems with these Democrats abraod. [Note: I took out the address to thwart all the terrorists that maybe reading my site]

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Democrats Abroad Happy Hour – Tuesday, February 13th
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Democrats Abroad hosts a happy hour from 6:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.
on the second Tuesday of every month at the XXXXX. All are welcome!

Problems:

1. The happy hour is actually 3 hours. So why call it a happy hour?
2. I have never met a happy Democrat. So why not call it sniveling and complaining hour since that all that will go on there in reality.